BIBLIOTHERAPY
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Whenever I’m in a blue mood, I browse through my bookshelves and pick up a book. Reading
I’ve just picked up a delightful little book called “The Ladies Oracle” by Cornelius Agrippa from my bookcase. Let me tell you about it.
Whenever I buy a book, I write down the date and place of purchase on its first page. I have duly recorded that I bought The Ladies Oracle on 14 February 1989 on the pavement bookstalls opposite the CTO at Fort in Mumbai, then known as Bombay
I don’t remember what prompted me to buy The Ladies Oracle – maybe to present it to my darling wife, or maybe because there was no “The Man’s Oracle” in the pavement bookstall. But that’s not important now, so more about the book.
I don’t remember what prompted me to buy The Ladies Oracle – maybe to present it to my darling wife, or maybe because there was no “The Man’s Oracle” in the pavement bookstall. But that’s not important now, so more about the book.
Let’s get down to using this delightful oracle. First choose a question from the ninety five listed in the book from pages (v) to (viii) numbered 5 to 100 (I wonder where the first five questions are?).
I select question number 35: – Shall I always enjoy good health...?
Now I turn to page (i), close my eyes and put my finger on the table of signs. (I have placed my finger on the sign representing a single square).
Now I consult the table starting from page ten, follow the line marked by the number of the question (35th line) till I arrive at the column which has the chosen sign over it, and this figure gives me the number of the page (74) where by looking at the sign traced by my finger I find my answer: – You will always have joy, health and prosperity...!
Fantastic...! I’m feeling good already.
Now the next question, number 15: – How many lovers shall I have...?
I go through the procedure and the Oracle gives me the answer: – A great many, but those that have so many generally choose the worst...!
Hey, I’ve to be careful!
The next question, number 91: – What opinion has the world of me...?
The Oracle answers: – You are thought to have had more than one adventure...!
Oh, dear...! Have I really sown my wild oats that much...?
Shall I be happy in love...? The oracle says: – You will find more pain than pleasure...!
Pretty bleak – I better steer clear of falling in love...!
So I ask:
The oracle answers: It will always be as you make it...!
I must take care to build up a good reputation!
Shall I go many long voyages...?
You will do well not to voyage farther than round your own room...!
Great...!
That puts an end to all my travel plans...!
All I’m going to do is go round and round in my room...!
What a gloomy answer...!
And I thought browsing books was supposed to lift my spirits...!
Okay, just one last question, and the answer better be something good, or else no more ‘bibliotherapy’ for me!
I select question number 74: – What is the person that I am thinking about doing at this moment...? and the Oracle answers: – She regrets not being with you...!
Wow...!
Bibliotheraphy really works.
I feel thrilled, jubilant, ecstatic, on cloud nine, in seventh heaven and right on top of the world as I rush off to surprise my beloved sweetheart.
And just imagine, I thought she never even thought about me...!
Long live The Ladies Oracle...!
Oh, Yes...The Ladies Oracle is a delightful little book you can consult from time to time on matters of love and life, believe me you’ll enjoy it.
It may be called The "Ladies" Oracle, but I feel that even men can consult it with satisfying results.
Dear Reader, why don’t you try it out?
It is a delightfully entertaining reading, guaranteed to lift your spirits. I always carry this oracle in my pocket to enliven my moments of waiting.
Get a copy of this delightful oracle, ask the questions you always wanted to ask, and enjoy the answers!
That's Bibliotherapy.
VIKRAM KARVE
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